Normal Stupid Moon normal stupid moon just rising up above a normal stupid tree karate chop to the heart deluxe turbo vacuum cleaner to the soul really great fun new christmas movie to the eyes wow, thanks a lot normal stupid moon you really made my day / night / whatever
Hello. I Think You Are Fun. i don't want to see the world i just want to sit right here eating a stupid sandwich while you are also eating a stupid sandwich there's something really fancy about this! your eyes are a luxury your hips are a vacation what else is there really to say it's not even sunny out i just like the way you look when you're chewing like you're having a good time and that's enough i mean you didn't actually expect me to say anything deep or smart right here, did you why would i why would i there's enough fun in living to make living worthwhile until you can't live anymore and that's pretty much all i ever wanted to say goodbye
A Good Old Fashioned Butt Poem i put the movie on my butt but where was my butt my butt is from the future it breathes new life into trumpets a bright new spring day is my butt if you were at the party, you probably saw my butt no good life is complete without at least some kind of butt my butt your butt bill's butt sally's butt the sun's butt the movie's butt life is so fun + exciting + great that sometimes we forget that we all have butts i know my butt like i know that butt, the one my lover has right where her butt is no two butts are the same, every butt is unique and beautiful in some strange and special way cloud butt robot butt serious butt angry butt loving butt kind butt butter butt smog butt roses butt one time i fell asleep and my butt did too good night butts no, it is not time to party right now, butts; it is time to sleep may your weariness eventually subside, like a butt that hath turned, eventually, to dust
Kyle Flak is the author of I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (Gold Wake Press, 2017), WHAT HANK SAID ON THE BUS (Publishing Genius, 2013) (Winner of the Chris Toll Prize), THE SECRET ADMIRER (Adastra Press, 2010), and HARMONICA DAYS (New Sins Press, 2009). In 2013, he was a finalist for a Ruth Lilly Poetry Fellowship from The Poetry Foundation. In 2015, he was chosen as a “Poet to Notice” by Grandma Moses Press. His writing has recently appeared in Frogpond, Hart House Review, Makeout Creek, Mudfish, Poetry East, Spinning Jenny, Whiskey Island, and various other magazine / anthology type of things. He went to school at Northern Michigan University and the University of Massachusetts at Amherst.